Monday, June 25, 2007

Multi-Zooform Rapture Means Wythe [And His Tummy] Sad

All the tuna are disappearing along with the bees! It's a multi-zooform Rapture! WTF!

Without these delicious animals to eat, we'll have to eat meat-flavored chocolate like in Matthew Derby's brilliant Super Flat Times.

The upside of this madness, for omnivores, is that we get to eat horses and shit; from the NYTimes:

If worse comes to worst, he said, he could always try horse and deer again. The only drawback he remembered was customers objecting to red meat in the glass display case on the counter of his sushi bar.

"One customer pointed and said: ‘You have something four-legged in your fish case? That’s eerie!' "

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