Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fish. Show all posts

Monday, June 25, 2007

Multi-Zooform Rapture Means Wythe [And His Tummy] Sad

All the tuna are disappearing along with the bees! It's a multi-zooform Rapture! WTF!

Without these delicious animals to eat, we'll have to eat meat-flavored chocolate like in Matthew Derby's brilliant Super Flat Times.

The upside of this madness, for omnivores, is that we get to eat horses and shit; from the NYTimes:

If worse comes to worst, he said, he could always try horse and deer again. The only drawback he remembered was customers objecting to red meat in the glass display case on the counter of his sushi bar.

"One customer pointed and said: ‘You have something four-legged in your fish case? That’s eerie!' "

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

And I thought MERCURY was a problem...

Seems the army has been dumping major amounts (only about 64 million pounds) of weapons of mass destruction into the Atlantic Ocean! How awesome is that?! You can read all about it here. But suffice it to say, somebody's got some 'splainin' to do!